snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

(via xpizzacrustx)

stumpology:

tries to spell word

cannot spell word

uses different word

(Source: peewentz, via this-grand-adventure)

sext: what do you want from Taco Bell

(Source: tibets, via dainty-mermaid)

shavingryansprivates:

do you ever have a friendship crush on someone where you just really wanna be their friend but you’re afraid to talk to them

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via weareflawed-butbeautiful)